Story Behind The Song

Them Weather Ladies is reeeaaallll purdy.

Song Description

I liked the opening line and dared myself to finish the song in a way that was clever but not cute. Seems to make audiences laugh when played live, so maybe I nailed it? I love the wonky guitar lines- they really add to the mood and theme of the lyrics. Please note, no actual Weather Ladies were harmed during the writing of this song.

Lyrics

MET HER AT AN UPSCALE COCKTAIL PARTY
TOLD HER THAT I LIKE HER SHOES AND WOULD SHE WALK WITH ME
SHE SAID I AM QUITE SUSPICIOUS
I DO NOT LIKE MUSICIANS
(I SAID BABY THAT'S COLD, AND YET I UNDERSTAND)
KISSED HER UNDERNEATH THE YUM YUM TREE
SHE SAID MOVE YOUR HAND FROM THERE
I AM NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
I SAID THAT WAS MY MISTAKE
WOULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER
MAYBE JUST ONE MORE DATE WITH ME
MAYBE JUST ONE MORE DATE WITH ME

NOW I'M DOING THE WEATHER LADY
NOW I'M DOING THE WEATHER LADY
GUESS SHE FINALLY WARMED UP TO ME
MY BAROMETRIC PRESSURE IS GREATLY RELIEVED

SHE SAID DON'T YOU PUT THIS IN A SONG
SAID I CAN'T MAKE NO PROMISES
BUT I'LL KEEP YOU ANONYMOUS
WHEN I LANDED ON HER RADAR SCREEN
A SEISMOGRAPHIC RIPPLE LIKE I HAD NEVER SEEN

WATCH HER EVERY NIGHT ON CHANNEL THREE
WHEN SHE SAYS THE DEW POINT'S HIGH
I KNOW THAT'S JUST FOR ME
HOPE THAT SHE WILL ALWAYS GIVE ME
LOVE FOREVER AND FOREVER
AT LEAST UNTIL THE NEXT ICE AGE COMES
UNTIL THE GLOBAL WARMING IS ALL DONE

NOW I'M DOING THE WEATHER LADY

HOPE THAT SHE WILL ALWAYS GIVE ME LOVE FOREVER AND FOREVER
UNTIL THE OZONE LAYER IS BURNED AND GONE
UNTIL OUR FIERY ASHES CAN GET HAULED

NOW I'M DOING THE WEATHER LADY