Story Behind The Song

Was on a flight back from LA to Chicago... Captain Kirk, the actor, was also on the flight up in First Class and... someone next to me was drinking Jim Beam ... it was a 5 hour flight so I started putting thoughts on a Southwest Airlines napkin... and

Song Description

one of the officers off "Starship Enterprise" gets mixed up with an earthling girl

Lyrics

Beam Me Up, Bartender
©2007 Joseph Miller
323-899-3652
Uh, Beam Me Up here Bartender
Requesting Permission to Lock ON
Lock my lips on a ?Jim Beam Rocks?
Beam Me Up, Bartender
Scotty?s nowhere to be found
So pour me a Jim Beam on the Rocks
To wash my troubles down
Beam Me Up, Bartender

Enterprise doesn?t respond
And I just took one direct hit to the heart
From one vicious blue eyed blonde
Well my "phaser" was charged up and ready
But oh, no-sir I never stood a chance
You see ya?ll don?t play by no rules at all down her
In this amusing little custom you call romance, Ha, Ha
Beam Me Up, Bartender
Cause it?s a hostile planet here
And these earthling girls will break your heart
And never shed a tear
We?ll I got a visual for ?Captain?
Ha, imagine this, a blue-eyed blonde-haired symbol of
TOTAL, TOTAL ILLOGIC
And tell SPOCK if I ever git outta here alive
I?m gonna take me one of them vows of celibacy
Beam Me Up, Bartender
Why I?ve been through ?warp time? many times
I?ve never seen nothin? like the serious warp on This girls mind
Well if I know ?em now they?ll be loadin? up them
?Photon torpedoes?, and they?ll be raisin? a fuss and
puttin? up all them screens and shields
Well I?d be happy it they?d just order ?fleet command?
To figure out a way to put some space between me and that
Vicious blonde that?s hot on my heels, oh my
Beam Me Up, Bartender
I?ve seen the ?Wrath of Khan?
And it ain?t nothin? compared to the wrath of that
Vicious Blue-eyed blonde
Beam Me Up, Bartender
I?ve done battle with ?Warriors from Klingon?
And they were kid stuff compared to that Blue-eyed Blonde
Oh, yea.. then the Captain sends this cute little message about
?Live Long and Prosper?!!! Well that?s fine and dandy in a ?Starship?
out there but with this Blonde on my heels, I?ll have one heck of a time
Prosperin? or livin?at all down here
Oh, Beam Me Up, Bartender
I?ve been ?boldly where no man?s gone before?
And I ain?t never, Never, NEVER goin? back there no more
Oh, Beam Me Up, Bartender
I?ve seen the ?FINAL FRONTIER? and it ain?t space and all that
Business out there, its this thing you?all call LOVE down here!!
Oh give me another double
No make it a triple
NO just quit dabbin it around GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE
And I?M GONNA BEAM MYSELF UP!!!!

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Joseph Miller	Voice Over Reel	2/20/2018