Story Behind The Song
The wife was in a crazy mood one night and came up with this song
Song Description
This song is about a guy losing control of himself
| Song Length |
2:51 |
Genre |
Unique - Comedy, Unique - Polka |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Cheerful, Anxious |
Subject |
Alchohol, Beer, Wine, Comedy, Funny |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
John's Shitty Pants Polka
by Kathy Lynne Hartman
John woke up in the morning light
He found that he shit his pants through the night
Someone should have warned him his pants were to tight
Now his pants are brown though they once were white
Oh John
Well! John you gotta stop eatin' all those beans all the time
Hey! John you gotta stop drinkin' all that bear all the time
Hey! John you better start buying some more toilet paper now
Hey! John don't forget a new pair of underwear too
I looked out the window and what did I see
There were John's crappy pants hanging from a tree
A bird flew by and knocked them down
And now they're drawing ants as they lie on the ground
Oh John
John has got the runs He's shootin' with both guns
He's gonna crap a ton Hangin' with John ain't fun
Oh John
John woke up in the morning light
He found that he shit his pants through the night
Someone should have warned him his pants were to tight
Now his pants are brown though they once were pure white
Oh John
Well! John you gotta stop eatin' all those beans all the time
Hey! John you gotta stop drinkin' all that bear all the time
Yeah! John don't forget to buy some new underwear now
Hey! John you better go buy some more toilet paper now
Won't be long now the night will fall
And John will go to bed new PJs and all
Let's see if he can hold it till the morning comes
He should be alright cause he took a tums
Oh John Oh John