Song Description
A politically correct all purpose generic holiday song.
| Song Length |
1:48 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday, Jazz - Swing |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Sociable, Jovial |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Freedom |
| Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic, Barenaked Ladies |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Happy Whatever You're Having
Hope that the Season is Bright
I'll wish that for you all your best dreams come true
If they're politically correct and not too far right.
Make healthy choices this season
Don't be gloomy or depressed.
But if you are don't be worried
It's just normal, whatever you're having stress
Have a multicultural, gender-neutral, non-sectarian, unambiguous, ovolacto, vegetarian, nature-lovin', sweet agrarian, mass-appealing, anti-looting, non-fur wearing, all-inclusive celebration!
Unless of course, you don't want to, cause after all, this is your holiday. So
Happy Whatever You're Having
Wish me Happy Whatever I'm having too.
It's so nicely all inclusive
And I hope it's not intrusive to wish
Happy Whatever to You
(Have whatever you want!)
Happy Whatever to you
(I'll have what the guy on the floor's having)
Happy Whatever to you!