Story Behind The Song

Anyone who's done a lot of online meeting knows how prolonged some of the sexual/personal tension can get before two people finally meet!

Song Description

An assertive, contemporary young woman -- who's been meeting someone online -- is ready for the online flirtation to end. She doesn't "want another JPEG" ... no more photos sent online ... she wants to meet, finally, and experience their sexual/romantic chemistry in person.

Lyrics

(I Don't Want Another) JPEG

OPENING CHORUS

I don?t want another JPEG
No more emails,
Face-to-face is where it?s at

I don?t what another JPEG
Time to put your arms around me
Time to show me who you are

VERSE

Anyone can place an ad online
Anyone can say they?re hot
Anyone can tell the world that they are
Things they?re really not

And if you think I?m mighty eager
Well honey you?re correct
It?s time to meet in person
It?s time that we connect

CHORUS

I don?t want another JPEG
I don?t want another online chat
No more emails,
Face-to-face is where it?s at

I don?t want another JPEG
You gotta show me who you really are
Time to put your arms around me
Time to show me who you are

VERSE

Let?s get together
I don?t want just virtual fun
I?m tired of talking
Now?s the time to get it done

I?m not lookin? for a cyber-lover
So now you?re on the spot
I wanna feel you face-to-face
Come on, show me what you?ve got

CHORUS

I don?t want another JPEG
I don?t want another online chat
No more emails,
Face-to-face is where it?s at

I don?t want another JPEG
You gotta show me just who you are
Time to put your arms around me
Time to show me who you are

JPEG
I don?t want another JPEG

VERSE

If you feel the same attraction
Baby I?ve just got to know
Got me ready for some action
That PC has gotta go

CHORUS

I don?t want another JPEG
I don?t want another online chat
No more emails,
Face-to-face is where it?s at

I don?t want another JPEG
You gotta show me who you really are
Time to put your arms around me
Time to show me who you are

( REPEAT )

JPEG
I don?t want another JPEG
JPEG
I don?t want another JPEG