Lyrics

The Steroid Blues
Chorus
I got the steroid blues
Got the steroid blues
I got the steroid blues
Got the steroid blues
I wanted muscles real fast
So I took some shots in my ass
Got the steroid blues
1st verse
I used to be so nice
Now I?m mean and crabby
But I cant stop now cause my muscles will get flabby
My tri?s are like tree trunks
My bi?s are like boulders
But I got acne on my face and pimples on my shoulders
2nd Chorus
Got the steroid blues
Got the steroid blues
I wanted muscles real fast
So I took some shots in my ass
Got the steroid blues
Bridge
My calves are like cows
Man they used to look like tooth picks
My forearms are a five
But my forehead is a six
3rd verse
I ruined my liver and kidneys
I don?t know what I was thinking
Now I look like a Neanderthal
My family jewels are shrinking
Repeat 2nd chorus
Tag
I wanted muscles real fast
So I took some shots in my ass
Got the steroid blues
I?m like a bull on the loose
And I can?t reproduce
I Got the steroid blues