Lyrics

The Chiropractor Shag
1st Verse
When a push comes to a shove
And you need some tender love
Where you going to go the chiropractor
When shots and pills won?t cure your ills
Where you going to go the chiropractor
He?ll make you feel fine when he adjusts your spine
I know he adjusted mine
2nd Verse
You were in a wreck
And you wrenched your neck
Where you going to go the chiropractor
Your vertebrae have all gone astray
Where you going to go the chiropractor
He?ll make you feel fine when he adjusts your spine
A little push and a shove and you?ll feel fine
Chorus
Chiropractor back cracker sacroiliacer
Chiropractor back cracker sacroiliacer
He?ll make you feel fine when he adjusts your spine
Remember don?t leave your checkbook behind
Chiropractor back cracker sacroiliacer
Chiropractor back cracker sacroiliacer
He?ll make you feel fine when he adjusts your spine
Remember don?t leave your major credit cards behind
2nd Verse
Well tsk tsk you slipped a disc
Where you going to go the chiropractor
You fell at home right on your tailbone
Where you going to go the chiropractor
He?ll make you feel fine when he adjusts your spine
I know he adjusted mine
Tag
Chiropractor back cracker sacroiliacer