Lyrics

She?s My Girl
1st Verse
She got a face like a monkey
Feet like a bear
Something on her head that she calls hair
Chorus
She?s my girl she?s my girl
That short freaky little fat thing
She?s my girl
2nd Verse
Her nose is scattered
All over the place
She used to block punts
For the Bears with her face
Repeat chorus
3rd Verse
She got marks on her skin
Little round holes
From guys poking her
With ten foot poles
Repeat chorus
Bridge
You know I love my baby
Love her every part
Really turns me on
When she blows one of them stinky farts
4th Verse
She got two different breasts
One?s a 34
The other one hangs down
Clear to the floor
5th Verse
She had rice in her hair
I thought she had wed
Found a Chinese waiter
Through up on her head
Repeat chorus
Tag
That short freaky little fat thing
She?s my girl