Lyrics

Talking About Turds
Chorus 1
Talking About Turds Talking About Turds
Talking About Turds Talking About Turds
Talking About Turds Little stinky turds
Talking About Turds Little stinky turds
Talking About Turds turds
They alright with me
1st Verse
Some got nuts others got corn
Some shaped like logs
Others shaped like horns
Some explode and turn to mush
Others won?t go down
When you flush
Chorus 2
Talking About Turds turds
They alright with me
2nd Verse
Some stink and others don?t
Some sink
While others float
Some disappear from the bottom of the bowl
Where they go
I don?t know
Repeat chorus 2
3rd Verse
Some call them crap
Others call them do-do
Some call them ka-ka
Others call them po-po
Ain?t talking about No.1
Talking about No. 2
They always get stuck
On the bottom of your shoe
Repeat chorus 2
4th Verse
You might think I?m crazy
Out of my mind
Singing about these things
Come out of your behind
I might be crazy
I don?t know
But you all got some
That?s for sure
Repeat chorus 2