Lyrics

Henpecked
1st Verse
This is a story it?s sad but true
You shouldn?t laugh
It could happen to you
My friend was so big so wild so mean
The craziest honcho the world ever seen
He could drink like a fish
He was strong as a bull
We?d laugh like hyenas and act up a fool
But it blew my mind when I saw him last time
Because this is what happened to him
Chorus
He?s henpecked
He?s not a man he?s a mouse
He?s henpecked
He don?t wear the pants in his house
He?s meek he?s mild he?s worse than a child
We don?t ask him to go play
Because he ain?t allowed
He once was so wild
Now he?s henpecked
2nd Verse
He invited me over to watch the game
But I knew right away
That things weren?t the same
He met me at the door
And said please remove your shoes
But first take back that bottle of booze
We drank O?Doul?s and when we started to cheer
His wife yelled pipe down
And he answered yes dear
I wanted to cry
When we said goodbye
I?m telling you it?s so sad to see
Repeat chorus