Lyrics

Grandpa?s on Viagra
Chorus
Grandpa?s on Viagra and we think he?s lost his mind
When they filled his prescription
He told grandma goodbye
His note said something?s come up
At my age I can?t waste time
Grandpa?s on Viagra and we think he?s lost his mind
1st verse
He bought himself a laptop
And a brand new red corvette
We caught him cruising with two blondes
Heard he met them on the net
Grandma had a lawyer
File a million dollar suit
Because he spent our whole inheritance
In a house of ill repute
Repeat chorus
2nd verse
We found nitroglycerine
In his polyester slacks
Its got us all real worried
Because he?s had eight heart attacks
The neighbor tried to shoot him
When he caught him with his wife
We hope he throws his back out
Because it just might save his live
Repeat chorus
Bridge
Thanks God he can only get it
Refilled three more times
Tag
Grandpa?s on Viagra and we think he?s lost his mind