The Phone Psychic

Song Description

A spoof on TV / Phone Psychics

Song Length 1:52 Genre Country - Boogie, Country - Honky Tonk
Tempo Fast (151 - 170) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Cheerful, Jovial Subject Philosophy, 6th Sense, Intuition
Similar Artists Toby Keith, Clint Black Language English
Era 2000 and later


I was surfing through the channels late at night, remote in hand
When on an infomercial I was just compelled to land
The lady on the screen claimed she somehow could divine
All the secrets stored inside the callers feeble minds
She claimed that she could see things that happened in the past
All the little details, she dug them up real fast
She said she had connections to talk to the deceased
The phone lines started lighting up, the pace of calls increased
She answered questions left and right, the callers all believed
Every answer given them, they all seemed so relieved
To hear the things they wanted, to confirm all their suspicions
That this lady psychic really could help them make decisions
But I remain a skeptic, 'cause I don't think she'll find
The answers to the questions that I have on my mind
If she's so good, then why's she on the TV late at night
Instead of up on Wall Street with all of her foresight
And why be on the phone, when she could be out in Reno
Cashing in the chips at the biggest new casino
So I won't call to get the numbers for the lottery
If this phone psychic is for real----she'll soon be calling me

Lyrics Chris W. Mortensen Music Chris W. Mortensen
Producer Chris W. Mortensen Publisher South Canyon Music
Performance Chris Mortensen, Bob Parson, Jamie Prince

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