Lyrics

Scoundrel

(Verse 1)

He never got the recognition

For the the things he never did

Except for being called worthless

Since he was a little kid

(Verse 2)

He acts very nice

And pours it on very thick

That's what he always does

When he wants to get a chick

(Verse 3)

Whenever he plays cards

He deals from the bottom

That way he gets the cards he wants

And you wonder how he got 'em

(Verse 4)

Women don't waste your time

Your effort or your money

As soon as you're out of sight

He's looking for another honey

(Chorus)

He likes his women blonde and busty

And his big screen tv flat

Some people call him a lowlife

Another crazy Democrat

He's a clear and present danger

With morals of an alley cat

We all know he's just a scoundrel

And a low down dirty rat

(Verse 5)

He wants one more gonad

That would mean that he had four

So then you couldn't call him

An "oddball" anymore

(Verse 6)

His daddy is the devil

And mama is a witch

And ev'ry 15 minutes

He needs to scratch an itch

(Chorus)

He likes his women blonde and busty

And his big screen tv flat

Some people call him a lowlife

Another crazy Democrat

He's a clear and present danger

With the morals of an alley cat

We all know he's just a scoundrel

And a low down dirty rat

(Bridge)

He's accountable to no one

Nobody but himself

If he ever drops into your lap

Just put him back on the shelf

(Chorus)

He likes his women blonde and busty

And his big screen tv flat

Some people call him a lowlife

Another crazy Democrat

He's a clear and present danger

With the morals of an alley cat

We all know he's just a scoundrel

And a low down dirty rat