Lyrics

Zohran Mamdani

(Chorus)

The Big Apple has a worm

And a well known fellow traveler

Who?

Zohran Mamdani
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Who runs the city now

And who hates the oligarchy

Who?

Zohran Mamdani

(Verse 1)

From Brooklyn to the Bronx

Just look at that communist go

A devotee of

Marx' "Manifesto"

(Verse 2)

Shoplifters

Are encouraged to wipe out the stores

Jewish merchants

Are leaving and locking their doors

(Chorus)

The Big Apple starts to squirm

As the rich are headed southward

Why?

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The Big Apple goes infirm

As its wealthy become snowbirds

Why?

Zohran Mamdani

(Verse 3)

A magic carpet ride

He offers to one and to all

The proletariat

Collectively must take the fall

(Verse 4)

Gracie Mansion

Has a "Hammer and Sickle" flag now

He's quoting folks like

Stalin and Lenin and Mao

(Chorus)

Gotham's going dark

And we need a Caped Crusader

Why?

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We wanted Superman

But instead we got Darth Vader

Why?

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Bridge:

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(Verse 5)

We got the city stores

But they don't have any groceries

Why?

Zohran Mamdani

(Verse 6)

There's goats at city hall

I don't think they're makin' goat cheese

Why?

Zohran Mamdani

Who?

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Who?

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