Lyrics

DOGE, DOGE, DOGE

(Verse 1)
The Department of the Department of
The Department of Redundancy
Will be the very first to go
As well as the FCC

(Verse 2)
The Pentagon buys hammers
For twenty thousand bucks
Elon's explanation is
The government simply sucks

(Chorus)
DOGE, DOGE, DOGE
Gonna kick the "deep state" out
DOGE. DOGE, DOGE
Elon knows what it's all about

Musk and Donald Trump
Gonna save two trillion bucks
DOGE, DOGE, DOGE
'Cause the government really sucks

(Verse3)
The Department of Transportation
Wants a train that flies and floats
And over at Interior they want a mountain-
less Mountain Goat

(Verse 4)
The rules say no more diesel
We must all drive EV trucks
Donald's explanation is
The government really sucks

(Chorus)
DOGE, DOGE, DOGE
Gonna kick the "deep state" out
DOGE. DOGE, DOGE
Elon knows what it's all about

Musk and Donald Trump
Gonna save two trillion bucks
DOGE, DOGE, DOGE
'Cause the government really sucks

(Bridge)
Government efficiency
Will replace deficiency
Blind "Air Traffic Controllers"
Will be given dogs that see


(Verse 5)
The Treasury wants to issue
A no-yield 10 year note
The Navy wants a screen door
On every single boat

(Verse 6)
The Department of Agricultures
Wants a chicken that never clucks
Elon's explanation is
The Government really sucks

(Chorus)
DOGE, DOGE, DOGE
Gonna kick the "deep state" out
DOGE. DOGE, DOGE
Elon knows what it's all about

Musk and Donald Trump
Gonna save two trillion bucks
DOGE, DOGE, DOGE
'Cause the government really sucks
By at least two trillion bucks
The Feds are hockey pucks
In a constant state of flux
Three million worthless schmucks
The government really sucks