Civil Unrest was slowly stirring in the dark heart of an American cesspool created by Michael Jackson and Ronald Reagan in the back woods of Charleston, South Carolina.Unable to peacefully co-exist in a world full of hypocracy,crime, and sodomy, a group of untallented, skillfull, lesbian porn-bread missfits formed to create what has been called schitzophrenic eclectacy for the masses of mindless mass masterbating in monolithic monastaries.
Civil Unrest biography
Civil Unrest was slowly stirring in the dark heart of an American cesspool created by Michael Jackson and Ronald Reagan in the back woods of Charleston, South Carolina.Unable to peacefully co-exist in a world full of hypocracy,crime, and sodomy, a group
of untallented, skillfull, lesbian porn-bread missfits formed to create what has been called schitzophrenic eclectacy for the masses of mindless mass masterbating in monolithic monastaries.
The lead singer Joshua (psychologics)Dawsey originally from Sacramento Ca. was discovered in an old civil war shelter feeding on digital beats and canned oatmeal.His derranged chemically altered state lead him from California to South Carolina to Florida to the not so Virgin Islands and then back to Charleston SC where he successfully dropped out of school to raise miniature sheep in his basement.
In the late 70's there was a child born on the banks of Mississippi by the name of James (frheek) Irons.To this day no one knows how he ended up in Charleston.
There have been different stories,but only one stands out above the rest.They say that he was abducted by aliens in the early 90's and was raised on a dirt farm.He materialized on a cold Wendsday night in North Charleston. The moon was full. Dogs were barking. Out of a cloud of sticky icky dingy yellow exhalation... there he was, guitar in hand standing in Joshua's basement demanding cold Fanta and french fries.In return, he would write rythms and melodies that were obviously not of this galaxy or zip code.
No one ever truely recovered from the events that occured on the fatefull day that Aric (Eagle 77) Cashwell was born. Surrounded by virgin cattle and hampsters, he was naked and playing his bass guitar to heal an injured iguana.Although some say that the iguana is not a native of South Carolina, the Eagle (77) most certainly is. In the distance, the sound of clanking pots and pans filled the atmosphere beyond the frosty shroom covered mountains of upstate New York .They said he danced with the thunder and farted orange sherbet.His name was Ryan (Zippy) Dumbville and he played the accordian.When the Civil Unrest discovered Zippy, he was drinking goats milk with cyborg women and eating his own ice cream while pulling on his strange instrument.The band started furiously hurling rocks at him until they could all come to a mutual understatning.The deal was that if Zippy could learn to play another instrument, they could possibly achieve a peacefull oexistance.He quickly achieved medicore drumming abilities that they all could live with. The free ice cream also helped to insure his survival.