Story Behind The Song

I almost fell down my basement stairs.

Song Description

I would say the lyric itself is the long description of the song.

Lyrics

FACEPLANT

I was going down, there was nothing I could do
Not a railing or a handhold
It happened in your living room
With all eyes watching as I put on a show
I tumbled over Tiki the cat
The beer went flying out of my mug
I did a faceplant on the rug

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I'm going down, I'm going down, I'm going down, down, down, down, down
Until I'm flat out on the ground

As I was going down, I saw you sitting where the beer went
I caught your look of horror as I fell into the faceplant
You cursed and cried while wiping off your clothes
I'd hit the deck and broke my nose
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(BRIDGE)
Well if the first don't get you then the second one will
There are rules to follow when you're taking a spill
The first is simple and it's really quite clear:
Never take a tumble with a mug of beer
(You could go down!)

As I was getting up, my face was like a fountain
A bloody gushing geyser, all over your new carpet
Your friends were happy to drag me to the door
And tell me that I'm never welcome here any more

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