Song Description

Take off of Johhny Paycheck's hit, "Take That Job and Shove It."

Lyrics

Take That Phone and Shove It
Lyrics by Winston Montgomery
(Apologies to David Allen Coe & Johnny Paycheck)



Take that phone and shove it
I ain?t listening anymore
I?m truly sad that they busted your Dad
But to me it?s a flat out bore
I?m tired of your sister?s operation
And all that blood and gore
Take that phone and shove it
I ain?t listening anymore

Now I always try to mind my own business
So I hope you keep your nose out of mine
But everywhere I go there?s some fool on their cell
Making life a party line
They talk too loud in the restaurant
In the movies and even the shower
On the highway their car is like a phone booth
Going 90 miles an hour

Take that phone and shove it
I ain?t listening anymore
I?m truly sad that they busted your Dad
But to me it?s a flat out bore
I?m tired of your sister?s operation
And all that blood and gore
Take that phone and shove it
I ain?t listening anymore

I?m sorry that your boyfriend?s such a jerk
That your girlfriend is a whore
Your horny boss cheats on his wife
And chases you around the floor
Buddy, I know you?re a real important dude
And that big deal just can?t wait
But if I can?t find a little peace and quiet
There?s some action I?m gonna take

Take that phone and shove it
I ain?t listening anymore
I?m truly sad that they busted your Dad
But to me it?s a flat out bore
I?m tired of your sister?s operation
And all that blood and gore
Take that phone and shove it
I ain?t listening anymore

Take that phone and shove it
I ain't listening anymore