Story Behind The Song

steve ison's creativity shines on this tune...and many more...

Song Description

playful cultural commentary on three (3) big media stars. are you able to name them?? it's worth noting that the texas ranger is the good guy, the story needed to be edited due to the demands of the song's tempo/timing...

Lyrics

Funny Hair Song

1. She's a trooper/don't chicken coop her. Greek goddess,siren at the office tanktop temptress turns into prophet virgin splurgin' material wealth yoga jedi take care of your health.

2. Something about mary a little contrary. every guy's darlin' at the Marlins game, but they're too scared to ask her name so bleach blond it just don't seem fair, blowin' in the wind that blows thru her hair.

Here comes the bad guy, texas ranger D.A.'s a sweetheart, always falls apart, blond boy scout karate shout learns from the sages, always gettin' pages. indian blood holds up in the flood, likes to play fair but don't really care.

Hear him on the tv goofin' off showin' off demandin' 'take yr clothes off.' massage artists con artists strippers and flippers big lips little lips, runnin' back thru old clips, are they transplants, implants, house plants, car plants, roll round on the carpet, doin' the rag wigette, hey Fred Astaire, you're a millionaire, you got the feet, the smile, the hair.