Lyrics

If Anybody Ain?t Got Nobody (Please Take Me)
Copyright Scott White 2005

Verse: The band was tearing down
While the bouncer made his rounds
Yellin' "Finish up your beer and whiskey."
It was half past last call
and he was holdin' up the wall
Scoping possibilities
It looked like his chances
of some late night romancin'
Were just about as good as done
Then with a few ladies left
And the Jaeger on his breath
He hollered at the top of his lungs...

Chorus: If anybody ain't got nobody, please take me
I'm giving one last chance last call opportunity
Goin' once, goin' twice, goin' three times if ya please
If anybody ain't got nobody, please take me

Verse: Now I know what you're thinkin'
The crazy things that drinkin'
Can make a grown man blurt out
There ain?t no way in heck
a cowboy can expect
Something like that to work out
But I'll be dang if I didn't
See him with two women
On his arms as he walked out the door
They weren't no Daisy Dukes
they looked more like Bo & Luke
But I guess he got what he came for
When he said...

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Verse: So remember my friends
If you get down to the end
Of the night and you're all alone
The words of a wise man
He might have been a blind man
Give every lonely cowboy hope

Chorus: If anybody ain't got nobody, please take me
I'm giving one last chance last call opportunity
Goin' once, goin' twice, goin' three times if ya please
If anybody ain't got nobody,
If anybody just needs somebody,
If anybody ain't got nobody, please take me