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time to speak with an attitude adjuster is...
I'm sorry but your call can not be completed as dialled.
All operators are too busy due to the pending apocalypse.
Peace of mind is only a muzzle flash away.
The process may be painful at times.
The process is bliss.
Do not fear the process.
Do not resist the process.
I'm sorry, but your call can not be completed as dialled, please go fuck your self and try again.
Your new furniture looks fantastic.
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to lower your tone.
We are your friends.
Where are you going?
Don't run, we are your friends
To be serviced, hold your breath and click your heals together three times.
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to fuck yourself.
I love the curtains in your bedroom.