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Just couldn't sleep one nite, so this came about. It made me laugh, so I thought it might make you laugh too?
A comical look at the holi"daze" though the eyes of a happy person (who may have had too much to drink).
Bluesy Lil' Tipsy Christmas
It's a Bluesy Lil' Christmas, pa rum pa pump pum
I been a good girl though so I know Santa's gonna come
I laid him out some cookies and a big tall glass of milk
Right there next to the egg nog / and the rum that I spilt but
I've been a really good girl though / I'm feeling better all the time
Santa could you bring me a bottle of that chardena wine?
It's a Bluesey little Christmas, you can sing along
Come on you know the words it's a classic Country( uh, Christmas) song
It goes "Jingle bells Jingle bells jingle bells rock
Over the hills we go and
Hey there's a bar! Can we stop?
Cuz I'm getting' kinda thirsty again and this sleigh is goin' so fast
There's snow is in my eye and there's a whole in my glass
It's a tipsy Lil' Christmas / don't you drink while you drive!
Unless you're in a sleigh! / and Santa's by your side!
Then you can tell him bout your wishes / and the stuff you wanna get
Don't worry No policeman ever gives Santa any shi ... tickets
So what do you say? How 'bout some holiday cheer? I tell ya, I'd sing a lot better if I'd had me another beer
It's a bluesey lil' Christmas (here's to Santa's red hat)
It's a bluesey Lil' Christmas (hey / I'll drink to that)
It's a bluesey Lil' Christmas (here's to fudge and to mistletoe)
It's a bluesey Lil' Christmas (and to Santa's "ho - ho - ho")
It's a bluesey Lil' Christmas / You know you gotta believe!
That reindeer can fly and that I ain't singing off key
(it's a tipsy Lil' Christmas! / No it's a bluesy one / but it's tipsy too!)
Copyright 11-20-2012 Linda Mckenzie