Lyrics

THIS IS WHERE I TURN OFF
© Kurt Hagan & Rand Bishop
VERSE 1
We went from zero to sixty in two beers flat
I said I liked her jeans, she said she liked my hat
Before I take it off I asked honey, what?s your plan?
She said a picket fence, a can of white paint and one true handy man
CHORUS
This is where I turn off, I said, I'm not goin' where you're headin'
This is where I turn off, instead, and take a detour 'round the weddin'
We were all revved up, we were runnin' hot
But brace yourself for a sudden stop
'Cause this is where I turn off
VERSE 2
She said now don?t blow a gasket, you might be right
Because I ain't so sure you're really quite my type
So before you roll your rig down the interstate
Why doncha fill me in on which route you take
So I can drive the other way
CHORUS 2
This is where I turn off, she said, you're not goin' where I'm headin'
This is where I turn off instead, ?cause we're about to hit a dead end
We were all revved up, we were runnin' hot
But brace yourself for a sudden stop
'Cause this is where I turn off
BRIDGE
We started bickering like an old couple 'bout who was walkin' out on
who
But after a couple more doubles our mutual attraction grew
CHORUS 3
And now my friends, this is where I turn off, ?cause whoah, I better not be late for supper
This is where I turn off, you know, she?s a handful but I love her
It?s been a bumpy ride since we tied the knot
But every night ?round five o?clock
This is where I turn off
Yeah this is our block
And this is where I, this is where I, this is where I turn off

(Honey, I?m home!)

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