Story Behind The Song
I wrote and created a line dance to this song, as well, that is fun, and is sure to set the world ablaze, much like (dare I say it!) "Achy, Breaky Heart" did back in 1992! I wanted to lyrics to be innovative, fun, cheery, witty and progressive. It is my
Song Description
I "heard" this song fully orchestrated in my "head" one night long ago while dancing at HOEDOWNS, a local country and western bar here in Atlanta, Ga.
| Song Length |
3:41 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative, Rap - Hip Hop |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Delighted, Hysterical |
Subject |
Silliness, Happiness |
| Similar Artists |
Beastie Boys, Garth Brooks |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
HILLBILLY FUNK!
(HOOK)
Can't get enough-
Hillbilly funk!
Cowboys are lean-
In boots and jeans
Cow-girals are hip-
Twist, twirl and kick!
Can't get enough-
Hillbillly funk!
VERSE I
Peter-Piper picked a pack of funky cowboys-
Picked a pack of funky cowgirls,
Peter-piper picked!
He taught'em how to line-dance-
Taught'em how to square dance-
Took'em to a barn-dance
And then, he let'em rip!
They barn-danced the place hard-
Burned down the barn-yard-
Danced 'til the walls charred
And Peter-Piper freaked!
Peter-Piper picked his pack of funky cowboys
Picked his pack of funky cowgirls
Peter-Piper picked! (HOOK)
VERSE II
Now, from the front to the back door-
Hillbillies jammed the floor-
And set the place on fire
But keep comin' back for more!
There's no tellin' when they're stoppin'-
Coz' the party's really rockin'
And the billie girls are jammin'-
While the billyboys are slammin'!
Hoedown-throwdown-partydown-showdown-gettin' down-partytown-ain't ever gonna' slow down!
Billy-funkin' crammin' it!-
And funkin' billy rammin' it!
Just keepin' it in sinc-
While Peter-Piper digs the twinks! (HOOK)
(C.) JON BOND 8.2004