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MIDDLE MAN

I GOTTA HOUSE ON A COURT IN SUBURBIA ROW
IT'S GOT A NEW PAINT JOB, HEY, I SURE AIN'T PO
WELL, THERE'S A TREE TO THE EAST, A TREE TO THE WEST
COME TAKE A LOOK BABY, IT'S A NICE LITTLE NEST

I SAVED SOME MONEY AND I GOT SOME BONDS
I GOT A HISS COMING FROM MY SUMMER LAWN
IT'S NOT NO MANSION BUT IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO
I'M STILL BUILDING ON IT AND I'M NOT EVEN THROUGH

I'M A MIDDLE MAN BABY, MIDDLE THROUGH AND THROUGH
I GOT SOME BUSINESS THAT I WANT YOU TO DO
COME SIT ON MY LAP AND LET'S WATCH THE TUBE
I WORKED ALL MY LIFE JUST TO BRING THIS TO YOU

WELL, MY FEET ARE HURTING AND MY BACK IS SORE
I'M ONLY 42, FEEL LIKE 64
MY EARS KEEP RINGIN' FROM THOSE YEARS OF ROCK AND ROLL
I NEED SOME VIAGRA LIKE OLD ROBERT DOLE