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BITCHY CHICK AND GRUMPY DUDE:

THERE'S A LITTLE HOUSE SITTING OVER BY THE TRAIN TRACKS
WITH A DIRTY SOFA AND HOLES IN THE DRYWALL
THEY LOOK LIKE A NORMAL COUPLE FROM THE DISTANCE
AND THEY PROBABLY WERE, WHEN THEY WERE REALLY SMALL.
THEY MET IN HIGH SCHOOL AND THEY REALLY HIT IT OFF
SHE WAS A PROM QUEEN AND HE WAS A JOCK
THEY SEEMED LIKE THE PERFECT COUPLE IN THOSE DAYS
BUT THE WAY THEY TURNED OUT WAS QUITE A SHOCK.

HE WAS UNEMPLOYED AND SAT AROUND WATCHING TALK SHOWS
WITH A STUBBLED BEARD AND A DIRTY T SHIRT
SHE WORKED AS A BARTENDER AT THE LOCAL CANTINA
SHE LOVED THE CAMARADERIE AND LOVED TO FLIRT
HER STOMACH TOSSED AND TURNED AS SHE APPROACHED THEIR LITTLE HOUSE
THAT SAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE RAILROAD TRACKS
AS SHE STUMBLED IN HE TOTALLY IGNORED HER
AS SHE WALKED RIGHT PAST AND HIT THE SACK

WHERE DID THEY GO WRONG?

NOW, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I WOULD SAY THEY WERE IN TROUBLE
ECONOMICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY
THE ONLY TIME THEY COMMUNICATED WAS WHEN THEY WATCHED MAURY
EVEN THE DOG LOOKED AT THEM AND SCRATCHED AT FLEAS
NOW IF YOU CALL ARGUING COMMUNICATING, WELL THEN THAT THEY WERE GOOD AT
THAT'S FOR REAL, THAT'S FOR SURE
WHAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU IS THEY HAD TWO CHILDREN
WHO LOVED IT AT SCHOOL BETTER THAN AT HOME

WHERE DID THEY GO WRONG?

LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO WASTE YOUR TIME LIKE THIS,
THAT'S WHAT I BELIEVE IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY,
NOW WHY IN THE HELL DID THEY STAY TOGETHER?
MAYBE SOME DAY, THEY'LL END UP ON MAURY
BITCHY CHICK WALKS THE STREETS AND PEOPLE TRY TO AVOID HER
AND THAT GRUMPY DUDE, HE'S STILL POUNDING BEERS
I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT WOULD END UP UPLIFTING
BUT THE HONEST TRUTH IS.....BITCHY CHICK AND GRUMPY DUDE ARE STUCK OUT OF GEAR.