Lyrics

The night is young, its just begun
And Helgi?s looking bored
But his luck might be changing
Helga just walked through the door, and I say

Helgi, Helga hell no, hell yeah
Fuck ya, let?s try it, sober? Don?t buy it

And even though the next day
They?re hungover, for tonight
They?re stumbling, babbling, drinking
Feeling fine, hey where?s the wine? And I say

Helgi, Helga, hell no, hell yeah
Crying, ?lets get tight?, whining, ?got all night?

Helga falls onto her ass
She?s lying on her side
Helgi showing no class
Watching Jeckl turn to Hyde, and I say

Helgi, Helga, hell no, hell yeah
?Watch out, the table?, ouch that looked painful
Tokin and boozin, left eye?s closing

Helgi?s fucked and getting drunk and Helga?s making noise
Quarter Turn is playing, getting rowdy with the boys, and I say

Helgi, Helga hell no, hell yeah
Fuck ya, let?s try it, sober? Don?t buy it
Crying, ?lets get tight?, whining, ?got all night?
?Watch out, the table?, ouch that looked painful
Tokin and boozin, left eye?s closing

And even though the next day
They?re hungover, for tonight
They?re stumbling, babbling, drinking
Feeling fine, hey where?s the wine? And I say

Helgi, Helga, hell no, hell yeah!