Lyrics

Don't ask him for directions if you wanna get there fast
He'll only win up telling lies to you
You'll wind up driving twenty blocks from where you need to be
Which only should have been a block or two


He's a dumbass, he's an idiot, he's a fool
He'll grab your leg and give it a good pull
He's a loser who can't help think he is cool
He's as useless as tits on a bull


Don't ask him for a hammer if you wanna get things done
You'll only wind up with a saw in hand
You'll wind up walking across the shop to get the thing yourself
And wonder how some people don't get canned


He's a dumbass, he's an idiot, he's a fool
He'll grab your leg and give it a good pull
He's a loser who can't help think he is cool
He's as useless as tits on a bull


Don't ask him for opinions if you want to hear the facts
He'll only talk to listen to his voice
You'll wind hearing everything about what you didn't ask
You'll beat him down and claim you had no choice


He's a dumbass, he's an idiot, he's a fool
He'll grab your leg and give it a good pull
He's a loser who can't help think he is cool
He's as useless as tits on a bull