Lyrics

You didn't come
You weren't there
It's not right. It's not fair
So you broke your leg
When you lace came loose
Now that's a lame excuse

You forgot your bag
You forgot the time
You were helping the police to solve a crime
So your mobile died
So your brain got fried
O what a lame excuse

You're a lame excuse
You're a waste of space
I can see the lies written on your face
You're a total disgrace
To the human race
But I love you anyway

So now you say
It'll be all right
You're never gonna fib or falsify
Then your budgie dies
And the time just flies
And you're telling me a whole new bunch of lies
O what a lame excuse

You're a lame excuse
You're a waste of space
I can see the lies written on your face
You're a piece of work
You're a total jerk
But I love you anyway

How many times do I have to forgive you?
I can't live without you, but I can't live with you

You're a lame excuse
You're a waste of space
I can see the lies written on your face
You were born to stray
And I love you that way
yes I love you anyway