Song Description
Newlyweds from Hicksville USA are transported to gay Brighton UK. Guess what happens?
| Song Length |
4:00 |
Genre |
Pop - Alternative, Pop - General |
Lyrics
Billy met Bonnie on Brighton Pier
He bought her a hot dog, they went for a beer
He's Mr Right
She stayed the night
Two months later the bride wore white
Billy got a job at American Express
Bonnie went shopping for a maternity dress
Her world's complete
He's got cold feet
He goes out cruising on St James St
Two kids later, Bonnie's hair turning gray
Billy goes clubbing, dance the night away
He's off his head
she's seeing red
Billy wakes up in another man's bed
Bonnie says to Billy don't leave me this way
Billy says to Bonnie, sorry honey I'm gay...
Bonnie met Barry on Brighton Pier
Made darned sure this one wasn't queer
Billy's with Brad
It's not so bad
The kids grew up, and now they've got three dads