Story Behind The Song
Santa is a fun character to deliver comedy. I am writing lots of similar material. My business, Great Music Studio, records a great deal of music for Christmas that is used by the toy industry. Christmas is my favorite time of year!
Song Description
Santa reads letters he receives at the North Pole
| Song Length |
4:00 |
Genre |
Spoken Word - Humor |
| Tempo |
Other |
Lead Vocal |
Other |
| Mood |
Cheerful |
Subject |
Holidays |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
COMEDIAN SANTA
By Terence Davis
? 2005 Tesk Music Publishing
?Well, it?s Christmas time again, and here come the letters,
How about this one,
?Dear Santa?.I want new designer clothes for Christmas, so all my friends will be real jealous?
Ho Ho, How about I give you a mirror so you can see what a spoiled brat looks like!
Here?s a nice one, ?dear Santa, I would like my brother to stop picking on me!
Well, I?ll give you a years worth of Karate lessons so you can kick his butt!
Oh, here?s a good boy, Santa I believe in you, even though we don?t have a fire place. How will you get in our house to leave me a present?
No problem son, I?ll use Santa?s big black boot and kick down your back door!
Here?s a nice little girl named Susie, Dear Santa, can I have a new pair of jeans, a sequin top, high heel shoes, and a pink convertible.
Um Er, Uh, Either you are trying to look like Paris Hilton, or your pimp daddy told you to write those things. How about a teddy bear!
Dear Santa writes Johnny from England: Is it really cold up there, and how do you keep warm?
Well I do freeze my butt off, and what I do to keep warm is
Get in my sleigh and head for Hawaii!
Dear Santa,
Can I have a new bike, in line skates, video games, and new surf board, a bmx bike, motor cycyle, and tell my parents I don?t have to go to school.
Well you?re a greedy little dude and I?m giving you advice this Christmas, go to school or time to get a job and buy that crap yourself!
Dear Santa,
I live in a big house, my fathers rich, and I have everything I want. You can give my present to someone less fortunate!
Ha Ha, how nice of you, spoiled little rich kid trying to impress Santa. If your father?s Bill Gates why not just buy the North Pole, then you can change presents to programs and give everyone Windows.
Dear Santa,
Do you know when we are naughty or nice, and when we are sleeping and awake? I really want to believe in you!
Are you really that naïve, I only have time to check up on you once a year, I?m Santa Claus, not big brother!
Thank you very much!
Merry Christmas Everyone, Merry Christmas!