Story Behind The Song
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Song Description
Everyone is interested in J Lo, so here's the scoop!
Song Length |
1:32 |
Genre |
Rap - Hip Hop, Unique - Unclassified |
Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Affable |
Subject |
Jealousy |
Similar Artists |
M.C. Hammer |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
I WANT A GIRL LIKE J-LO
by Terence Davis c Tesk Music Publishing 2005
I want a girl like J-LO
A beauty by my side
She?s in magazines on movie screens
And a booty is devine!
One sister is a dee jay
The other sings opera songs
She went to Catholic all girl school
Shorts skirts and ooo that?s wrong
She dumped this chump named David Cruz,
but he didn?t have a clue
He was first of her congo line
And she sure knew who to screw
I want a girl like J-Lo,
Who can dance and she can act
She?s got tattoos and piercings too?
That gadonkadonk, what an ass!
She K-O?d Ogani Noa, her first in divorce court
Then P Diddy said ?Come to Daddy?
but the po-lice cut that short
They party?d hard and did their thing,
she got arrested and went to Jail
and then comes Johnny Cochran
to arrange for Jenny?s bail,
She dumped Chris Judd, or he dumped her,
We?ll never know the truth,
Ben Afflec or Marc Anthony,
who?s the bigger goof?
I want a girl like J-Lo
She was on Saturday Night Live
She doesn?t drink or smoke
But She?ll make husband number 5
I want a girl like J-Lo
A beauty by my side
Magazines and movie screens
And a booty big and wide
I want a girl like J-Lo
Open wide here comes my thought
I?de stuff it in everytime she says:
I?m still Jenny from the block!