Story Behind The Song
My Cooking skills are not as good as the might be
Song Description
Cooking--- Nothing ever goes to plan
| Song Length |
3:07 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - General |
| Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Annoyed, Tranquil |
Subject |
Other |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Cookin'g
1/ Cremated chicken on the griddle in the kitchen
Burnt potato's right beside them in the pot
Frozen veg are doin nothin in the saucepan
This cookin aint as easy as I thought
Chorus
I'm not a cook that's for certain
Who wants to be the best that they can be
Someone said accept your limitations
So now I just give in gracefully
2/ I've read the books and followed the instructions
They're written in the words I understand
So how come when I start my preparations
Nothing ever seems to go to plan.
Chorus
3/ Maybe I'll go and lie down in the front room
Become a couch potato - have a rest
Take a nap then watch TV before my dinner
But use the phone cause a take out would be best.
Chorus