Lyrics

FOOD
I come home you?re sittin in the dark you?ve done nothing all day but
Get ready
And the way you look and the way you smell it makes a girl
Go heady
Now you?re spread out on the table ooh what a thrill
I?m gonna go at you til I?ve had my fill
Love inspires love songs and I?ve penned one or two
Here?s one for you baby and it?s long overdue

This is a song for you food
You?re hot, you?re cold, you?re always in the mood
So glad to see me you don?t cop an attitude
You know what I like
Food
You go food! You go!
Food I am so sorry that I never deigned to thank you
For all that you?ve been
It?s been you when I?m sad, you when I?m lonely
It?s been you through thick and thin
And when my heart broke so bad that I thought I should have died
You took the saving form of something deep fried,
And when I was a pimpled loser back in seventh grade
All my friends abandoned me but you stayed.
This is a song for your food
You?re spicy, sweet, you?re always in the mood
So glad to see me you don?t cop and attitude
You?re so good going down
Food!

Take it Rapper Dee! Okay!
Those ladies on the Stairmaster and stationary bike
Well it looks to mme like they?re all on some sort of hunger strike
A tragic ticking time bomb, you know ones gonna go nuts
A hostage situation binging at a dunkin doughnuts
But it?s okay, it?s just a phase, they?ll be back for sure
Cause I myself have tried to leave you so many times before
I?ve tried
Deal-a-Meal, Nutraslim, Cabbage soup Phen Fen, High card low carb, all carb, no carb
Atkins diet yeah I?ve tried it
Cathy Smith nordick track tae bo, ex lax
Hypnosis, ridalin, Herbalife Dexatrim
Weight watchers slimfast, purge yourself skinny,
1-800-98-Jenny

I?ve been so unfaithful but you always took me in
Food I?m going back to you and I ain?t never going away again, huh, huh
Food, Food

Just four things keep me from being thinner
Breakfast, lunch, snack and dinner
But I?ll be just fine in a nuclear winter
Kate Moss will die.
And if we?re in a plane crash and might have to eat each other
You?ll look at my thighs and your heart will start to flutter
They?ve been crafted for years by pancakes and butter, mmm, mmm, mmm
I love you twinkie, I love you pot pie, strudel man you rock!
Fondue, what can I say? You?re food on a stick! You?re dipped in chocolate or cheese
No human being on earth can give me that kind of pleasure. None
Food, Food.