Song Description

Sarcastic commentary to closed open-mic nights

Lyrics

Picture this . . . your scraggly hair and toothpick frame makes me sick
Picture this . . . that little girl dress would best be placed on someone else
who could sing and who could play as well as you . . . Picture this

How about you? I hear you're wilder than a card tonight.
You'll do , , , You sit and wait your turn until your name is called
and you sing and you can play as well as her . . . Picture this . . .

It's become so cool, just to be in the same room as you fool
It's become so cool, just to be in the same room as you fool

Picture this . . . your name in lights, so big and bright, I wish!
That I could open up for you . . . I'm just as good at playing songs that no one listens to
Picture this . . .

I'm just as good at playing songs that no one listens to . . .
Picture this . . .
Picture this . . .