Lyrics

Moped

I'm going to buy me a moped, love those mpgs
I'm going to buy me a moped, love those mpgs
Ain't no Lincoln Continental gonna satisfy me

If you run me on the highway, you're bound to win that race
If you run me on the highway, you're bound to win that race
But I will beat you in the city
while you're looking for a parking place
Now have you seen my moped, it's candy apple red
Have you seen my moped, it's candy apple red
It's got gold plated handlebars, mag wheels and a waterbed

----harp solo----

Well I'm riding down the highway, black cadillac on my side
Running down the highway, big cadillac on my ass
I'm gonna laugh in his face when he runs out of gas

repeat 1st verse