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She's so approachable, and adorkable as hell.
All bangs and eyes--that Zooey Deschanel.
I get emotional though I don't know her well.
She's one classy dame--that Zooey Deschanel.

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She's on my TV--She's looking right at me.
This celebrity--she rings my bell!

It's not negotiable, it's nothing I can quell:
This blushing crush on Zooey Deschanel.
Her voice a nightingale--O sweet, seductive spell!
Please sing to me--Zooey Deschanel.


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She's on my TV--She's looking right at me.
This celebrity--she rings my bell!

Well we both like Buddy Holly
And our names are not Michelle:
Me and that Zooey...Deschanel.
I've never even met her,
But there's one thing I can tell:
My wife is jealous of Zooey--Deschanel.

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She's on my TV--She's looking right at me.
Oh Zooey--you ring my bell!

I like your dresses. I like your shoes.
You're so...quirky.