Story Behind The Song

My daughter weas talking to my niece about the guys they me the night before. She said "I don't think we were wearing our drunk goggles."

Song Description

The story of a girl who wakes up with a wicked hangover to a text from a guy she me but cannot remember. She was wearing her drunk goggles which impaired her eyesight.

Lyrics

Hey girl, we tied one on last night
the shots kept coming-- we were feeling alright
got a text this morning from the guy at the end of the night
Ain't gonna lie, my memories a little faint
looking for my girls to unfog the brain
who recalls how tall, how smart, how rich, his name?
Drunk goggles have impaired my vision before
when I went shopping at the boyfriend store
Got a big surprise when I opened the door (OH Lord)
Promised myself I wouldn't drink no more
Took two of something in the bathroom drawer
With a rag on my head I peeled a ripe banana
layed out on the ice cold tile on the kitchen floor
Tell me again what did he look like
Did the whiskey play a trick on my eyesight
Is he gonna be the same as I thought in the bright daylight
Drunk goggles have impaired my vision before
when I went shopping at the boyfriend store
Got a big surprise when I opened the door (OH Shit)
Promised myself I wouldn't drink no more
If you, are guilty of drinking 'em cute
When you're sippin on gin and a guy walks in
and your girlfriends say he's a toad with funny grin
Take a good look hon at the warning sign
if you drink to much, you might go blind
and make a date with a long-tooth troll with a pick-up line
watch out for the long-tooth troll with a pick-up line.