Lyrics

Hold my beer Yves Stilmant ©
[Verse 1a]
Eighteen years old, feelin' ten feet tall
Bottle of Jack and no sense at all
Backseat laughs, windows down
Told my buddy, "Pull over now!"
[Verse 1b]
I had to pee like a busted dam
Saw a fence and said, "I've got a plan"
Unzipped with pride, took my stance
Didn't know I'd never stand a chance
[Pre-Chorus]
Said the famous last words I now regret
"Y'all hold my beer, this ain't over yet..."
[Chorus]
Now my junk got zapped by an electric fence
Passed out cold, it all made no sense
Woke up lyin' in a bed of ants
Pants were gone, I'd lost my chance
Face full of puke, a hell of a kiss
All 'cause I said: "Hold my beer and watch this"
[Verse 2a]
My shoulder burned, my neck on fire
Them ants were crawlin' like live barbed wire
My crotch was screamin' from the lightning bolt
Guess I found out that metal jolts
[Verse 2b]
My friends just laughed and drove away
Said, "He's still breathin', he'll be okay"
Left me there to stew and marinate
In shame, Jack Daniels, and a whole lotta fate
[Pre-Chorus]
Should've known better, should've just held it
But drunk me was dumb and fully committed...
[Chorus]
Now my junk got zapped by an electric fence
Passed out cold, it all made no sense
Woke up lyin' in a bed of ants
Pants were gone, I'd lost my chance
Face full of puke, a hell of a kiss
All 'cause I said: "Hold my beer and watch this"
[Bridge]
Mama always said I'd learn the hard way
Didn't think it'd be my manhood that paid
I got scars and a story I can't dismiss
From the night I turned genius into dumb-ass bliss
[Final Chorus]
Now my junk got zapped by an electric fence
Passed out cold, it all made no sense
Woke up lyin' in a bed of ants
Pants were gone, I'd lost my chance
Face full of puke, a hell of a kiss
All 'cause I said: "Hold my beer and watch this"
Yeah, my junk got zapped by an electric fence
Woke up stingin' and smellin' like offense
Fire ants dined like it was fine cuisine
And I looked like a crime scene
So if you drink, then take this tip:
Never say "Hold my beer and watch this..."
Heee Haaa...!