Story Behind The Song
just thought always wonderd what kind of a nightmare it would be if teenagers started taking viagra!!?
Song Description
silly song about youngins gettin into viagra
| Song Length |
5:10 |
Genre |
Spoken Word - Humor, Blues - Country |
| Tempo |
Slow (71 - 90) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Anxious, Troubled |
Subject |
Drugs, Fear |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Chorus1:
Jr's Into ol Grandad's Viagra Again
Jr's gotta that little blue evil inside of him
now this 12yr old he is a losin sleep
he's into somthin new on the weekends he calls (waka waka) shearin sheep
Jr's randier than a rabbit in heat
Jr's coppin ol Grandad's Viagra Again
Oh i don't like the way that jr's a pettin that dog
ever since i've known Rover he's just lays there like a bump on a log
but now his back legs are a twitchin and a doin this thing
and he's a howlin like a hound
sick enough to make ol grandad's deaf ears ring
and i don't like the way Jr's a playin football
seems that self indulgent tackl might a been a bad call
now it seems coach Peterson is lookin at him a little differnt
got a gleamin his eye the ay a football coach a really should'nt
and i don't like the way Jr's a playin football
now grandma and grandpa they are really cheezed
grandpa's walking round like droopy and grandma's got up from a on her knees
makes ya kind sad yet makes ya kinda happy too
somthing you don't want to think that old foilgies a like to do
but all that's changed since all that blue ran out
jr runs by they shake their canes and shout
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Chorus1:
Jr's Into ol Grandad's Viagra Again
Jr's gotta that little blue evil inside of him
now this 12yr old he is a losin sleep
he's into somthin new on the weekends he calls (waka waka) shearin sheep
Jr's randier than a rabbit in heat
Jr's coppin ol Grandad's Viagra Again
verse3:
now jr's into wearing gold chains and his power rangers shirt a button downed
sister told me it says in the girls gym locker that he's a hound
he's went ahead punched notches into his scout's vest
all the family is ashamed cept old Rover he now think's jr. is the best
jr's turned into a sort of legend around this town
now if you all think it's wise to lock up yer dope, porno mags and guns
cause we all know the danger of a lettin kids have too much fun
well if kids and those things aren't a real good mix
then why let our kids play around with hard..... sticks
gram and gramps takin a bounty out on that boy
put up lots of posters and hope fer joy
Chorus1:
Jr's Into ol Grandad's Viagra Again
Jr's gotta that little blue evil inside of him
now this 12yr old he is a losin sleep
he's into somthin new on the weekends he calls (waka waka) shearin sheep
Jr's randier than a rabbit in heat
Jr's coppin ol Grandad's Viagra Again
x2
fade with voice over
hey looky there, jr. is going to demonstrate some of his famous high divin skills again
oh, ah
hey son i think there comes a time when a boys life when he outgrows his speedo
hey Jr. you a wanna go out and play some baseball with yer ol uncle joe this weekend?
oh, yer ah doin that ah new ah (waka waka wah) sheep shearin thing again huh.
well that's okay
hey boy why you always draggin yer butt around the carpet like that? you look like an ol dog with a bad case of butt monkeys
what has gotten into you
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