Lyrics

NOT THAT MUCH
by Dave Undis

VERSE
I love you, baby, you know I care,
But I've gotta draw the line somewhere.
I won't go antiquing, no matter how you fuss.
I love you, baby, but not that much.
And while we're at it, you need to know
I won't be attending your fashion show.
My plans don't include your sorority brunch.
I love you, baby, but not that much.

CHORUS
Not that much, but plenty enough.
I just won't do all that girly stuff.
Not that much, but still a whole bunch.
I love you, baby, but not that much.

VERSE
I really enjoy your company,
But chick-flick movies bore the pants off me.
I won't help you pick out the linens and such.
I love you, baby, but not that much.
Ballet or opera, I won't go there.
You won't drag me to the bridal fair.
And forget about the spa, that dog won't hunt.
I love you, baby, but not that much.

CHORUS
Not that much, but plenty enough.
I just won't do all that girly stuff.
Not that much, but still a whole bunch.
I love you, baby, but not that much.

VERSE
There ain't many things that I won't do,
But I won't buy your tampoons for you.
And I won't eat yogurt and salad for lunch.
I love you baby, but not that much.
I'd love to attend your cousin's play,
But I've gotta wash my hair that day.
Her poetry reading was more than enough.
I love you, baby, but not that much.

CHORUS
Not that much, but plenty enough.
I just won't do all that girly stuff.
Not that much, but still a whole bunch.
I love you, baby, but not that much.

VERSE
I'm a manly man, and I'm not inclined
To get in touch with my feminine side.
I don't want to talk about my feelings and such.
I love you, baby, but not that much.
I'm secure in my masculinity,
But don't ever say the word vasectomy.
I love you, baby, but I won't get the cut.
I love you, baby, but not that much.

CHORUS
Not that much, but plenty enough.
I just won't do all that girly stuff.
Not that much, but still a whole bunch.
I love you, baby, but not that much.

I love you, baby, but not that much.
I love you, baby, but not that much.