Lyrics

I'M MARRIED TO HER MOTHER
by Dave Undis

VERSE
I heard about what your wife did.
You need to put her right.
A married woman shouldn't
Drink and dance and smoke all night.
I wish that I could help you
One way or another.
But I've got problems of my own.
I'm married to her mother.

CHORUS
I'm married to her mother. I know what you're going through.
Everything she's doing, her mother has done too.
You're married to my daughter. You have my sympathy.
I'm married to her mother. Have some sympathy for me.

VERSE
She served you canned spaghetti
Twelve days in a row
She doesn't keep the house clean.
She's too busy with her shows.
You think she's one of a kind
But I know there's another.
I know where she learned all that.
I'm married to her mother.

CHORUS
I'm married to her mother. I know what you're going through.
Everything she's doing, her mother has done itoo.
You're married to my daughter. You have my sympathy.
I'm married to her mother. Have some sympathy for me.

VERSE
I heard your wife wrecked her car.
That's a nasty piece of luck.
She was putting on her make-up
When she drove into a truck.
You know I'm feeling for you.
I love you like a brother.
You're walking in my foot steps.
I'm married to her mother.

CHORUS
I'm married to her mother. I know what you're going through.
Everything she's doing, her mother has done too.
You're married to my daughter. You have my sympathy.
I'm married to her mother. Have some sympathy for me.

VERSE
She doesn't do your laundry.
She won't help in the yard.
She took a trip to Vegas
And maxed your credit card.
You say your life's a living hell.
You wish you had another.
If you want, you can have mine.
I'm married to her mother.

CHORUS
I'm married to her mother. I know what you're going through.
Everything she's doing, her mother has done too.
You're married to my daughter. You have my sympathy.
I'm married to her mother. Have some sympathy for me.