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IN A TINY DANK CELL, THE EVOLUTION OF POPULAR MUSIC AS WE KNOW IT TODAY, BEGAN.
THE GROUNDBREAKING 1999 DEBUT ? D?YA GET IT?? SPAWNED 10 WORLDWIDE HITS AND WAS CREDITED WITH SECURING PEACE IN NORTHERN IRELAND. THIS WAS FOLLOWED IN 2000 BY ?IT?S ABOUT TIME? ANOTHER HIT FILLED ALBUM THAT WAS TAKEN BY NASA AS THE FIRST DISC TO BE PLAYED ON SATURN. THIS SURPRISED DMP AS THERE APPEARS TO BE NO ELECTRICAL SUPPLY READILY AVAILABLE ON THE RINGED PLANET NOT TO MENTION THE LACK OF DECENT RETAILERS. THERE WERE EVEN RUMOURS (UNCONFIRMED) OF A TENTH PLANET TO BE NAMED AFTER THE BAND.
?NATURAL ANTHEMS? IN 2001 WAS RECKONED TO BE ON A PAR WITH THE BEATLES ?WHITE ALBUM?. NO ONE GOT THAT EITHER.
SEPTEMBER 2003 BROUGHT THE LATEST INSTALMENT OF THE DMP SAGA WITH THE RELEASE OF ?ST JUDE AND THE WILDERNESS YEARS? WHICH CONTAINS THE UNIVERSAL SMASH ?(HERE COMES THE) WEEKEND? WHICH CO-INCIDED WITH THEIR FIRST WORLD TOUR OF WEST CENTRAL LONDON.
THE POPULARITY OF THIS ALBUM WAS SUCH THAT FOLLOWING THEIR SENSATIONAL APPEARANCE ON ITV8'S 'NON-CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND', THE BOYS DECIDED THAT THE SCRUTINY OF BEING FAMOUS NON CELEBRITIES WAS NOT FOR THEM AND RETREATED TO A BUDDHIST MONASTERY IN STEPPS, LANARKSHIRE, WHERE THEY'RE CURRENTLY IN BETWEEN WRITING A NEW ALBUM AND CONTEMPLATING THE 5 HEARTS OF AN EARTHWORM.
THEIR MUSIC WILL BE HEARD IN THE SOON TO BE RELEASED CINEMATIC ADVENTURE, 'WE'VE GOT THE TOASTER'
ONCE AGAIN DMP CONTINUE TO SURPRISE, EXCITE, APPALL AND DELIGHT IN EQUAL MEASURES. WHAT NEXT? A COLLECTION OF 15TH CENTURY SPANISH HYMNS? DEATH METAL NOSE FLUTES OF THE ANDES? WHO KNOWS?JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE!
SHERMAN HERMAN
DUTCH ANTILLES
AUGUST 2006