Story Behind The Song
I wrote this song to make fun of Country money hungry jerks, who only want women for their money. Of course, the ladies are also insulted by this made up clown. enjoyed writing it!
Song Description
Bad guy wants women ONLY for their doe! In his own Country song way, the male singer puts women down in a funny way as well as himself. I can write this 'cause I'm a woman but ladies and gents, please find this funny.
| Song Length |
2:51 |
Genre |
Country - Traditional, Country - General |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Content, Composed |
Subject |
Dysfunctional Relations, Money |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
VERSE ONE
PERSONALITY, DOESN'T HOLD THE KEY, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS DOES THAT GIRL HAVE MONEY OR NOT, I SURE DON'T WANT A POOR GIRL.
I DON'T LOOK FOR LOOKS, LOOKS DON'T PAY THE RENT, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS DOES SHE HAVE A RED CENT OR NOT, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A SALARY. SO IF SHE'S NOT RICH DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER TO ME.
BRIDGE
IF SHE'S NOT RICH DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER TO A MAN WHOS CHECKS TURN INTO RUBBER. SHE CAN WHISPER SEXY THINGS RIGHT IN MY GREEDY LITTLE EAR, BUT IT'S THE MONEY THAT I WANT AND I WILL SPEND IT ON MY BEER 'CAUSE I LIKE DRINKING. IT SURE BEATS WORK AND THINKING.
VERSE TWO
IF A GIRL IS RICH, SHE CAN BE A BITCH, SHE CAN CALL IT PMS BUT I KNOW BETTER THAN THAT, THE GIRL IS JUST A SPOILED BRAT.I'M NOT ALL THAT BAD, JUST TO MAKE GIRLS GLAD, I TAKE THEM OUT TO DINNER AND THE SALAD'S ALWAYS ON ME, 'CAUSE THEY DON'T NEED ONE MORE CALORIE, SO IF SHE'S NOT RICH DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER TO ME.
REPEAT BRIDGE to instrumental
TAG
SO IF SHE'S NOT RICH DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER TO A MAN WHOS CHECKS TURN INTO RUBBER, SO IF SHE'S NOT RICH DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER TO ME, DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER, DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER, DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER, TO ME!