Song Description
Funny jazz combo-style story of waking up with your wife mad at you and trying ot figure out why....
| Song Length |
2:43 |
Genre |
Jazz - General, Jazz - Swing |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Annoyed, Charming |
Subject |
Fight |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Scorn Flakes
Words and music Barry E. Thompson, All Rights Reserved
CHORUS
Scorn flakes this morning
She woke me up way too soon
For a big bowl of scorn flakes this morning
With no milk, no sugar, no spoon
VERSE 1
Well, did I leave my socks on the floor?
Or accidentally slam a door?
Or stay our once again until 4 am and she just can't take it no more?
Repeat CHORUS
VERSE 2
I want bacon biscuits and jam
Sunny sides staring up from the pan
But she's too cold to melt butter and its making me shudder
That's no way to treat a hungry man
SOLO
VERSE 3
Maybe I make the bank account overdraw
Or I wisecrack my mother in law
... Might-a came home without a dollar and lipstick on my collar
But don't everybody have their flaws?
Repeat CHORUS
Chorus to tag:
This could be a warning
I might just play that hunch
Scorn flakes in the morning means
Change my mood, my attitude, and hope she don't wake me for lunch
© 2010 Barry E. Thompson, all rights reserved, Registered BMI
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