Song Description

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Lyrics

Why don?t you give me a tenor, I?ll give?em a bell

There was a man who bought everything and gave it to the world

Down on Latin Corner T.E. Lawrence and the professor hatched a plan
The linens of Miss Molly freshly laundered hung to dry over the strand
If they could knick?em quickly they could sell them to the Arabs for a million grand
So they mowed to the Lennon Circle to meet Humphrey and his band of mutineers
And they stole them during tea time and Miss Molly cried a hundred million tears

There was a mute boy who saw everything and lived to the tale
There was a blind man who loved to feel the Braille daily mail

At the 28? World Fair P.T Barnum and the fat lady had sex
Fast forward to 73? me and you and me sniffin? drugs and listenin? to T-Rex
(Monday was a line)
High above the war zone they dropped napalm on a three-tiered wedding cake
Cause the love you take times the love you fake is equal to the sum of the hearts you break

There was a runway model, every so quickly going out of style
There was Vicar, had his parishioners rolling in the aisle
There was a government that overspent the military budget for that year
There was a deaf man could do it everywhere, he could very well ...
(stand to the left or to the right, no) ...hear

There was a man who bought everything and gave it to the world