Lyrics

Don't call the bullpen she's switching teams again
Changing types shades and stripes a chapstick chameleon

Can't fill the void of emptiness 'cause nothing helps
The only thing she ever wants is something else

Coincidence or irony
Maybe things aren't exactly what they seem
Not like that

A surly sentiment the end seems imminent
You can only play the game with the right equipment

Can't find herself a happiness it never helps
The only place she ever goes is somewhere else

Coincidence or irony
Maybe things aren't exactly what they seem
To a degree her circumstance is quite naive
I don't believe her when she says
It's not like that

Charade of dalliance seems something's absent
Tragically pretending that everything's in balance

Can't rid herself of loneliness, 'cause no one helps
The only one she ever wants is someone else

May be time to grow the hair out buy some sexy boots
Score yourself a black push-up, boost those attributes
People gonna think what they wanna think, no matter if it's right
But your secret's safe with Victoria 'cause she knows what you like

Coincidence or irony
Maybe things aren't exactly what they seem
To a degree this circumstance was unforeseen
We don't believe it when she says
It's not like that
Coincidence or irony
Maybe things aren't exactly what they seem
To a degree our circumstance was unforeseen
I don't know what she means but she says
It's not like, not like, not like that