Story Behind The Song
I just got to thinking, what would happen if........
Song Description
A different take on Santa and his reindeer
| Song Length |
3:00 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday, Unique - Comedy |
| Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Subject |
Holidays |
Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Santa's having trouble with his reindeer
It's not like they're slow, no, they're fast
Problem is they all had beans for dinner
That's eight plus Rudolph all filled with gas
Santa, hold your nose. That sure ain't no rose
See those reindeer bellies swell
Santa, hold your nose. Those reindeer are about to blow
The sound you hear, That's not a jingle bell
Mrs. Claus cooked up a pot of chili
Served it to Prancer, Comet and crew
Con carne with a lot of beans
Now this magical night will be full of PU
Santa, hold your nose. That sure ain't no rose
When you see those reindeer tails flip
Santa, hold your nose. Watch that sleigh go
Like a methane powered rocket ship
Flying 'round the world's gonna be a chore
In a sleigh behind nine gassy bucks and does
The only way for Santa to survive
Is with a clothespin clamped on his nose
Santa, hold your nose. That sure ain't no rose
It's a smelly Christmas Eve trip
Santa, hold your nose. Those reindeer are about to blow
A thousand miles per hour when they let 'em rip