Story Behind The Song

For people who enjoy alcohol and it's uses and excuses to make life better.

Lyrics

There's Just Some Things That Alcohol Can Cure
(Intro)
(Chorus)
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
You can't do nothin' about it, but you can drink th' night away.
Then you wake up th' next afternoon and start a new day.
Hair of th' dog! There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
(Turnaround)
I. Well, I'm so sad. I'm bad! We went and broke up.
Guess it's my fault. Got caught. Have to admit it.
So, we split th' sheets last night.
Woke up on th' floor. And that ain't right. Alcohol made it better.
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
II. Been a cold ass winter. Longin' for springtime.
I got cabin fever, 24-7.
So, I made th' soup de jour.
Bourbon on th' rocks. It rains, I pour. Alcohol made it better.
(Chorus)
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
You can't do nothin' about it, but you can drink th' night away.
Then you wake up th' next afternoon and start a new day.
Hair of th' dog! There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
III. Damn, I fell down. Rolled 'round, cussin' and bleedin'.
On a spiral staircase, didn't spill my beer.
So, th' crowd gave me applause.
Landed on my feet. They bowed in awe. Alcohol made it better.
(Chorus)
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
You can't do nothin' about it, but you can drink th' night away.
Then you wake up th' next afternoon and start a new day.
Hair of th' dog! There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
(Tag)
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
Thank you, very much.
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
Tuh, tuh, tuh!
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.
I'll have another.
There's just some things that alcohol can cure.