Story Behind The Song
I was going through a divorce from my Ex and missing sex...so voila! My divorce counselor gave me the perfect suggestion, I implemented it, and have been very happy ever since.
Song Description
Every Southern Baptist Man's worst nightmare
| Song Length |
3:05 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary, Rock - Roots/Rock n' Roll |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Blissful, Delighted |
Subject |
Hope, Breaking Up |
| Similar Artists |
Katy Perry, Liz Phair |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Bought Myself A Toy
Written by: Van Preston
(V1) After We Were Over, I Went To see My Shrink. She Said Listen, Honey Darlin', I'm Gonna Tell You What I Think, You Need Some Gettin' Over Him, And Here's What You Can Do, Go Out And Buy Yourself a Toy, And It Will Take Good Care of You
(CHORUS:) So I Don't Need You Anymore My Dear, Cause I Bought Myself A Toy, Well It Keeps Me Company All Night Long, And it Brings Me So Much Joy, I Laugh and I Smile and I Cry Out Loud, And There's Nothin' It Won't Do, Oh Boy! I Don't Need You Anymore, My Dear, Cause I Bought Myself A Toy.
(V2) When I'm feelin' Lonely, and When I'm Missing You, I Just Snap That Baby Right Out of the Case and It Gets Rid of My Blues, Well It's All The Man I Need Right Now, And it Don't Fight With Me, I'm a Liberated! Woman Now, Cause I Control The Speed
(CHORUS)
My Little Battery Operated Wonder, My Twelve Inch Bundle of Joy...Keeps Me On the Straight and Narrow, I Sure Do LOVE my Toy!